Members of a so-called broad-based Muslim bunch named Conservative Muslim Forum are said to be urging members of their ‘community’, otherwise know as the local Muslim rabble, to avoid marrying cousins, as this practice is known for producing children with birth defects; which of course is the usual generalisation which translates to ‘if you marry a first or second cousin, your kids will be either mad, bad, or both’.
Strangely enough, I am all in favour of this disgusting practice, but only for members of this religion, which is in fact almost incest by another name. I am totally in favour because the sooner this ill- and in-bred bunch reach the tipping point where they will no longer survive, and hence die out, the better.
Hell’s gates, I would go so far as to make it mandatory that they only marry their brothers of sisters, so that the whole bunch could be set on the road to extinction a great deal faster than by normal evolutionary methods, and as all muslims reject the whole theory of evolution anyway, so much the better.
Of course it could all be just a sinister plot to ensure that they win lots more medals at the paralympics, but somehow; I dunno’ about that.