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IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!

By David Vance On May 21st, 2011 at 10:20 am

I see that the narcissist-in-chief has used the “I” word 35 times whilst praising the work of the CIA in bringing Obama to justice. I’m surprised. 35 mentions of himself in a speech seems positively frugal! Has there ever been a President more wrapped up in his own imagined greatness?

Can’t come around soon enough!

By ATWadmin On August 3rd, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Latest Pix

By ATWadmin On June 8th, 2010 at 10:12 pm

 

The U.S.A.F. were extremely lucky to catch this photograph of President Obama’s latest promise on sealing the oil leak in the Gulf, as it left his lips.

 

MIGHTY OBAMSES IS FALLEN

By ATWadmin On February 15th, 2010 at 8:17 pm

Remember that statue to the Great One the Indonesians erected in Jakarta? You know, the one that always appeared so BIG in BBC images …

They’ve taken it down.

Good.

And  – I cannot tell you how shocked I am to learn of this – it never was quite as impressive as the BBC had us believe.

The Pharoah Obamses Wins The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

By ATWadmin On October 9th, 2009 at 10:51 am

NO, you’re not dreaming. He really did win it.

The C-in-C who presides over two occupations, two wars, the god-king who is increasing troop numbers in Afghanistan, who regularly bombs Pakistan (a pleasure not tasted by the hated Dubya), who bestrides an administration which still holds untried men in Guantanamo’s cells and someone who threatens to bomb or facilitate the bombing of Iran* truly, War is Peace.

Unbelievable … but then the fool Krugman walked away with the Nobel Prize for Economics while advocating the economic creed which got us where we are.

* Whether these are good and welcome things or bad, dangerous and wrong isn’t the point here, they just are.

What goes around; comes around.

By ATWadmin On September 6th, 2009 at 8:28 am

I have observed the posts on ATW, amongst many other blogs, commenting upon the unfortunate aspects of being one of Obama’s buddies who have been elevated far above their level of mediocrity. We have noted, with some considerable humour, the sad demise of the ‘Friends of Barack’ who were toted and trumpeted for high office, but who consequently fell at the first fence because they had omitted to pay their taxes, or viewed a limousine and chauffeur as something they were due, instead of a ‘gift in kind’!

David’s post on the spectacular rise of Van Jones is a comment upon but one of the many crawling sycophantic activists who have been selected by both the Obama’s in swelling their entourage, especially when it is all at the expense of the public purse. So I am really delighted to break the news that our friend Jones has resigned, quoting from his resignation statement as saying “I cannot in good conscience ask my colleagues to expend precious time and energy defending or explaining my past. We need all hands on deck, fighting for the future.”.

Perhaps the cracks are starting to show in the solid structure which has been erected around the Administration. All we have to hope for is that the next three odd years pass rather quickly, so we can see the ejection of this particular black man from the halls of power. If he should be replaced by another black, or even brown man; so what? The question will be whether he or she can do the job, and is not another fraud, full of wind and piss!

Hear Something “Fishy?”

By ATWadmin On August 5th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Because Obama’s vague cliches and empty promises just aren’t fooling all of the people all of the time, the Obama White House requests that supporters report emails or “casual conversation” if they looks “fishy.”


“There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.”

9/11 wasn’t us, but we understand!

By ATWadmin On June 8th, 2009 at 8:07 am

NEWS FLASH:  Paris, France

5 June 2009

As a follow  up to his brilliant and eloquent speech to the Muslim world at Cairo University,  adding to the same theme, President Obama today formally apologized to the world for the brazen recognition of the Israeli state in 1948 by President Harry S. Truman.  President Obama noted that Truman, a simpleton Midwestern hick,  was wrong in recognizing the Jewish state and that the small piece of land, Palestine, should have remained in Arab hands.  He stated that while it was not his fault, because he had not been born yet,  he as President owed a duty to apologize on behalf of the United States to the peaceful people of the Muslim world.

President Obama also apologized for Truman’s approval of dropping the A-Bomb on Japan.   “We should have used diplomacy.  All those innocent people should not have been killed. We apologize.”   Obama also apologized to Germany for entering WWII, “And to our German friends,   I apologize for the actions of President Roosevelt, who as a white man, did not have the empathy needed as a Commander in Chief.  He had no business in going to war with Germany since the German nation never attacked the United States.  Of course it was not my fault, as I was not there, but our warm felt apologies are in hand.  We should have used diplomacy with President Hitler, for if we had, over 200,000 American Servicemen could have been spared, and countless of Germans as well.”

After his speech, President Obama and French President Sarkozy spent the rest of the night drinking bottles of Chateau Mouton Rothschild while enjoying some of the finest French porn films on President Sarkozy’s big screen TV.

Now back to your regular programming.

UPDATE: 4:45 GMT: Moments ago, President Obama apologized once again to the Muslim world for allowing US Policy to be dictated by the “Jewish Bankers” and the “Zionist Hoodlems.” Press Secretary Gibbs issued the following:

Gibbs: Today, peace in the mid-east is a reality. The Jewish lobby does not control this administration. The US immediately calls on Israel to retreat to its pre 1968 borders, to give up all occupied lands including East Jerusalem, and to free all Palestinians. If the Israelis fail to comply, we will immediately cut-off all US aid and immediately begin to ship weapons and aid to the Hamas government of Palestine. Any questions?

Richard Cheese, Puffington Host: Mr. Secretary, What if anything did the Chief of Staff have to say about this new development in US Policy towards Israel?

Gibbs: Well Dick, I’m pleased to announce that President Obama conducted a group conversion to Islam as a good faith gesture to the Islamic People of the world. To show the spirit of cooperation, Rahm Emmanuel converted to Islam and will now be known as Rasheed Immanuel. I mean, I’m gonna convert to. Wouldn’t you do it for world peace? I’m thinking of changing my name to Abdullah Karajo.”

Now back to As the Stomach Churns, already in progress.

Preview of his speech at Normandy tomorrow:

“Sorry we got all that blood all over your pretty beach …”

 

Hat tip to Babalu!

 

So I asked the wife; Dinner?

By ATWadmin On June 2nd, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Speaking to a meeting of mayors in February:-

BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:  “You can’t get corporate jets. You can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayers’ dime.”

But it’s okay for a trip on a helicopter, a Gulfstream 500 to New York, along of course with the recommended C-17 Galaxy which convoys the Presidential helicopters along with two other jets carrying ‘Aides’ and reporters! You will no douby be happy to learn that the Obama’s actually paid for the dinner and their theatre tickets themselves; well, not actually paid, the words used were probably “Send us the bill, you’ll know the address!”

White House Press Spokesman Robert Gibbs said the Obamas would have preferred using a commercial airline shuttle to New York and back, but the Secret Service would not allow such unprotected travel (ba da bing).

And that was that. No further probing; asked and answered; time to move on.

I’m so glad that the cost of this little ‘Date’ was borne by the American Taxpayer, because they can actually see where their cash is going, whereas Our Bunch like to keep it all under wraps!

 

 

 

So what else is new?

By ATWadmin On May 22nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm

 

The first thing which Prez. Barack Hussein Obama stated upon taking over the White House was to instigate ‘Accessible Government’ through the Web. All well and good, but guess who the first guy is who gets the Obama ‘Gold Seal’ of Approval?


Yes, It’s none other than the Phantom Swimmer of Chappaquidick, the last remaining one of the ‘Sons of Kennedy’ clan, our One and Only Ted (Kopechne) Kennedy himself. Seems Obama’s excavating the ‘Peace Corps’, or should that be exhuming?


Seems as though a long memory isn’t one of our Barack’s best traits, but maybe keeping in with the money is!