It’s glorious out there, so I’ll be gone all day. Have yourself an open thread then, one decorated with a snap of a GI surrendering to a Panamanian housewife in rollers. Play nicely.

Alright, it’s not the most productive day here at ATW Towers. I feel like a government employee all of a sudden looking at this output. Have yourselves an open thread then. House rules apply.

A busy busy day, so have yourselves an open thread. As always, house rules apply.

Things to do, so have yourselves an open thread, one decorated with a randomly chosen quote. Talk about anything you like, just don’t upset Hugh Grant. House rules apply.

Looks like everyone’s busy. Have yourselves an open thread then, one decorated with a snap of England tighthead Dan Cole holding back the Welsh pack with his outstretched arms. More of that on Saturday please. House rules apply.

I’m in a lazy mood today and can’t be bothered with much. If I get any lazier I’ll have all the productivity of a goverment employee. Yep, it’s that bad. I could have a light, nutritious dinner and drink lots of water and go for a brisk stroll. They’re all good and guaranteed to pick me up. But sod that, I’m going to sit down and drink booze.

Have yourselves an open thread then, one decorated with an image chosen entirely at random. House rules apply.

It must be a day for capitalists to be out saving capitalism. So have yourselves an open thread, decorated with a Peak District stag. House rules apply, though a fat lot of good they are.

Not around, off back down the pub, will be binge drinking.

Have it, along with a view of the glorious little German town of Bamberg. House rules apply, so be nice.

Gosh, isn’t it exciting to witness the closest, most important, most exciting race between two puppets ever?  It’s so great to be able to vote that I’m sure everyone will have lots to say on it. Who’s up? Who’s down? Which precincts have the dodgiest voting machines? Who cares? And where’s Troll? Out biffing the Black Panthers? Have yourselves an open thread then, decorated with a randomly chosen image.