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YOU KNOW YOU’RE LIVING IN BRITAIN WHEN …

By ATWadmin On March 24th, 2010

BRITAIN’S B&Bs could soon be prosecuted for discrimination unless they offer customers the choice of a gay cooked breakfast.

Ministers want to extend the current legislation that requires all hotels and guest houses to ensure the availability of at least two gay beds at all times or at least one very large one […]

Tom Logan, professor of overnight accommodation politics at Reading University, said: “It is a pain to have to check if it’s okay to sleep bottom to bottom with another human being, but unfortunately some bed and breakfasts are run by little old ladies who go to church, volunteer at a local charity shop and have never had all their friends round to drink daquiris and watch the Queer as Folk box set.

“And while she may be a shrivelled old bigot, filled with stupid fear, when she says that it’s her house, she does have a fairly large, throbbing point.”

 … you’re not sure if it’s actual news or the Daily Mash.

3 Responses to “YOU KNOW YOU’RE LIVING IN BRITAIN WHEN …”

  1. "overnight accommodation politics", says it all, really.

  2. What’s a gay cooked breakfast ? Toad in the hole ? 🙂

  3. Like the Mash. Good satire.