Have you ever noticed how scientists have this uncanny knack of providing excuses for human failings? When they are not predicting environmental doom through global warming – with studies that just happen to be funded by governments (wink, wink!), they seek to justify totally unacceptable living habits and peculiarities.
For example, take a child that is totally out of control because it has no conception of discipline. Combine it with the fact that it has had far too few thrashings (if any) during its miserable, pointless existence, and there you have it: ADHD. I have a cure for ADHD. It’s called the cane! The latest one is the justification for the plethora of fat gits we see wobbling around the streets and lanes of the UK and elsewhere. It’s all to do with a ‘fat gene’ (ROFL).
Some people have always had a greater propensity for weight gain than others. You don’t need to have you head stuck in a test tube to work that one out! However, the ‘chubs’ brigade will now sit back and blame their complete absence of any form of self-control on Mother Nature. Poppycock! People are fat because they stuff themselves with food. With the exception of Irish republicans, the orifice at the top end of the body is bigger than the one at the bottom. There were no fat people in Dachau!
Fat people look as repulsive as their anorexic counterparts. There is nothing more emetic than seeing great Dunlop tyres of flab cascading over trousers that have to be practically worn around the top of the legs to ensure the belt can fasten. You want to lose weight! Eat less and exercise more; show some……..wait for it……..SELF-DISCIPLINE! I know the concept of ‘discipline’ is anathema these days (internally or externally), but try it. It will work. Don’t use the Professor Honeydews of this world to rest on your adiposal laurels.