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DONKEY RAPE AND THE RELIGION OF PEACE

By David Vance On May 22nd, 2012

Dark Ages?

Fifteen people were killed or injured in tribal fighting in Yemen after a male donkey chased an ass and raped it just near the house of its owner. Newspapers in Yemen said the owner of the ass got mad after he saw the donkey attacking his animal, prompting him to chase the donkey and hit it. The attack infuriated the donkey owner, who called his armed tribe men and asked them to take revenge. “The problem snowballed into an armed fight between Makabis tribe, which owns the donkey, and Bani Abbas which owns the ass…15 people were either killed or injured in the battle,” the Saudi Arabic language daily Aleqtisadiah said, quoting newspapers in Yemen.

Still, all cultures are equal, right?

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10 Responses to “DONKEY RAPE AND THE RELIGION OF PEACE”

  1. Colm, on May 22nd, 2012 at 9:18 PM Said:

    Come on David, it was just a little bit of horseplay that got out of hand :)

  2. Phantom, on May 22nd, 2012 at 9:24 PM Said:

    Joe Biden is absolutely comfortable with it.

  3. Colm, on May 22nd, 2012 at 9:33 PM Said:

    Dare I say it.. Biden is an ass !

  4. Phantom, on May 22nd, 2012 at 9:37 PM Said:

    Hmm

    Another fine story in the linked article

    Monkey disrupts prayers in Saudi mosque

    A packed Saudi mosque plunged into pandemonium after a money found its way inside and attacked worshippers just as they were about to kneel down for their daily prayers, a newspaper in the Gulf Kingdom said on Sunday.

    Hundreds of people have converged on the mosque in the western town of Taif for their evening prayers and lined up behind the preacher when the monkey jumped into the lines and attacked them.

    “They stopped their prayers to chase the monkey…after a few minutes, they failed to catch it and the monkey succeeded in fleeing outside the mosque,” Sabq daily said without mentioning where the monkey had come from.

    I had no idea that there were monkeys in that country.

    Learn something new every day

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklRnvcwCMs

  5. The Troll, on May 22nd, 2012 at 9:54 PM Said:

    ahh gods chosen to rule the world…lol

  6. Noel Cunningham, on May 23rd, 2012 at 4:59 AM Said:

    //I had no idea that there were monkeys in that country//

    Once when I was in Saudi Arabia a teacher colleague, after years of trying to be politicaly correct, finally broke down and told his students their society forces everyone to “live like monks”.

    Unfortunately they didn’t know the word Monks, and reported to the authorities that their teacher had said that the people of Saudi Arabia lived like monkeys.

    He was immediately suspended and had to leave the country.

  7. Noel Cunningham, on May 23rd, 2012 at 5:00 AM Said:

    //tribal fighting in Yemen after a male donkey chased an ass and raped it just near the house of its owner//

    With just a bit of reworking, that could be a new Romeo and Juliet story.

  8. EDDIE, on May 23rd, 2012 at 5:19 AM Said:

    No donkeys were harmed during the making of this dispute.

    However,

    A lot of asses were kicked.

  9. Dogisgreat, on May 23rd, 2012 at 12:36 PM Said:

    I guess that watching your life partner commit an infidelity is never easy. Poor man seeing a donkey taking his place….tut tut. How sad. Islam frowns on adultery.

  10. steveatw, on May 23rd, 2012 at 4:47 PM Said:

    But surely, doesn’t modesty dictate the ass should now be stoned to death?

    Admittedly, it would be OK if the ass could find five male relatives prepared to vouch for it.

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