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SOMEONE’S IN TROUBLE

By Pete Moore On June 22nd, 2012

Good to see in these feminised times that some men can still get their priorities right.

If England stuff Italy on Sunday it will be worth it, and Chris will be staying out for the semis. A word of advice for him, whoever he is, from someone who’s had to do more than his fair share of placating: don’t worry about copping it when you go home, a box of chocs, a cheeky grin and a slap on the arse will see her right.

Best not give her your washing straight away though.

14 Responses to “SOMEONE’S IN TROUBLE”

  1. If England beat Italy… – how many are English? Only one in the Italian team is an invader.

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  3. It looks like he won’t be scoring when he gets home. Let’s hope at least someone in the England team does.

  4. If England stuff Italy on Sunday

    ROFL

  5. how many are English? Only one in the Italian team is an invader.

    Allan, all of the England team were born in England. Just out of interest, how many generations would it take for them to pass your test, or would their skin colour always be an unpassable impediment?

  6. //when you go home, a box of chocs, a cheeky grin and a slap on the arse will see her right.//

    But sure she’ll be satisfied enough anyway after bonking with her Italian lover for two whole weeks without having to think up excuses for hubby.

    //If England beat Italy… – how many are English?//

    I’d like to know how do you feel about that, Pete. After all, according to your definition, only half the “English” team are actually English. Should the others be allowed wear the jersey or should their places be given to, albeit less talented Englishmen?

  7. Noel

    Tut tut. You should know there is no such thing as a less talented Englishman ;)

  8. “I’d like to know how do you feel about that, Pete.”

    Not over the moon, Noel.

    Half the German team are foreigners, and that’s the half which doesn’t sing the national anthem before the game. I don’t think singing it or not makes the slightest difference to how you play, but it’s significant that only the German Germans do bother.

    Even the Czechs have an Ethiopian called Gebre Selassie paying for them. That’s the clearest indication yet, via football, of the Third World colonisation of European homelands by Third World invaders.

  9. the Third World colonisation of European homelands by Third World invaders

    Pete

    I’m against mass immigration and am delighted to see that Ed Miliband (son of a Polish Jew) has today repented of the sin of New Labour in this regard.

    But these footballers are the sons and grandsons of immigrants. There is no need to disparage them for that.

  10. Peter -

    I’m not at all disparaging the players. They find themselves where they are. However the colonisaton of European football teams, even the Czech team, is just the latest reminder of the colonisation of our European homelands.

    I don’t even include the Poles who play for Germany in that. A third of Poland is Germany stolen and ethnically cleansed by communists anyway. But just look at the team. Half of them are Turks and Africans.

  11. Peter – these sons and grandsons of non-indigenous 3rd-world immigrants are destroying the demographics of Europe to such an extent that Europeans in every western European country are destined to become a minority by 2040. You wouldn’t support the reverse situation of us colonising say South Africa and minoritising the blacks, so why is it OK for Europeans to be colonised?

  12. //But just look at the team. Half of them are Turks and Africans.//

    I can think of just Boateng and Khedeira (who shot an absolute scorcher tonight), both of whom were born in Germany to German mothers and foreigner dads, and Ozil.

    Gomez is of Spanish background, and Klose and Podulski were both born in Poland.

  13. a box of chocs, a cheeky grin and a slap on the arse

    No wonder you’re still single, Pete.

  14. In fairness to Pete and this guy Chris, I always find that its easier to get forgiveness than permission

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