AIN’T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD?
By David Vance On August 7th, 2012I know I shouldn’t but this made me laugh!
A PREACHER who claims he can cure cancer by kicking people in the face will host three nights of “healing” here. And amazingly a pastor who invited controversial Todd Bentley over from the US compared his actions to those of JESUS. The 36-year-old has sparked outrage with ludicrous claims he can give polio and cancer the boot with his “holy knee”.
He’s going to Portadown. LOL.
Quite a few there could do with a well placed kick. Just saying,
I remember a good joke about a healer..
He came to town with a big tent. The first night the tent was full.
He preached his sermon about healing, and asked for people who wanted to be healed.
Nobody came forward.
The next night,the tent was full again but no one came forward.
But on the third night two fellas stood up, one on crutches.
“Come forward, come forward! said the preacher, and tell us your names”.
Mmmmmm my nnn-n-n name is GGGGGGGG -George, and my fffffffff-friend is Fred..
Okay, brother George, says the preacher.
You obviously want to lose that stammmer?
Y-y-yyy-yes. says George.
And brother Fred; you want to be able to walk again without crutches?
I do, says Fred.
Please go behind the curtain, and I am going to beseech the Lord in prayer for your healing.
The two guys shuffle behind the curtain and the preacher begins to pray up a storm.
He prays loudly and fervently for a while and then he stops.
“Thank you Lord” he says.
Then in a loud voice that everyone can hear he says,
FRED, I want you to throw away your crutches, NOW!
GEORGE! I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind!!
There’s an almighty bang and a clatter, a short silence and then George says,
“F-F-FFFF-Fred’s ffffffff-fallen over!”
I want film of how many idiots line up for treatment
Troll,
There was an American lady called Kathryn Kuhlman
http://www.deceptioninthechurch.com/kuhlman.htm
http://kathrynkuhlman.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathryn_Kuhlman
When I was a young Christian I read her books, but eventually I came to believe that what motivates you is far more important than your physical state. For example, my lungs are damaged through smoking, through asthma and paint spraying. The damage done is irreperable and whilst I remain physically strong I have to be careful about over exertion. I neither blame God, nor expect things to change. I am grateful for every day and hope that my end will be as sleep not as suffocation.
Bible basher who likes to kick people….hm will fit right in at portadown