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Local Hero

By Patty On February 6th, 2013

Straight out of Dog Town….so this surfer skateboarder dude, Kai, hitch-hikes a ride with a psycho pedophile racist who rams his car into a black guy. The three hundred pound psycho then gets out of his car to beat on the guy he hit with his car. Kai responds by first grabbing the maniac’s car keys to prevent him from driving away and then wacking him on the head with his hatchet.

Kai reports: “It was f**king gnarly, man….it was like the biggest wave I’ve ever ridden in my entire life!”

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Ironic question: was the gun at fault or was it the mental illness?

addendum: nobody died. and, need I say it?…NSFW!

12 Responses to “Local Hero”

  1. Who decided to give the crazy man a gun?

    He didn’t manufacture it himself.

  2. Nobody had a gun.

    please, if you don’t bother to watch the video, don’t comment.

  3. Oh, no gun.

    But no gun needed by the good guy either. yay!

  4. No videos during the day.

  5. Then why comment? maybe you should be working?

  6. This is my coffee klatsch.

    Lucky you.

  7. too boring for me. bye

  8. This has got to be one of the craziest news reports that I’ve ever seen. It raises a lot of questions that have nothing to do with guns (in my mind). Love the ‘California speak’ from this young West Virginian though I must admit I didn’t understand everything he said. That’s my tea break over…will return to read the printed version. Glad the nutter is off the street (though everyone is beautiful and lovable–the West Virginian’s disclaimer at the beginning is priceless).

  9. It seems that every American has a ready-made monologue in his head (plus disclaimer) for every imaginable situation that could occur.
    The internet gets more bizarre by the day.

  10. mairin2: agree. “smash. smash. SMASH!” this video is wild.

    and I didn’t understand everything he said, either! He seems to be speaking a refined version of “Dog Town Surfer Lingo”

    here’s one translation: “…he was beyond howling…I mean I don’t even see any breath in him. you know what I mean?”

    I think Kai is saying that the guy was not human but more like a zombie.

    that’s my best guess. :)

  11. I still can’t get over the way he tells this story! He’s fearless. If there weren’t witnesses, nobody would believe him. I hope something good happens for Kai out of this. Thanks! I forwarded it to a bunch of people.

  12. dude, did he dump his bag when the guy smashed his car? I mean ya know if the maniac would have just waited till surfer dude finished twisting that bone all would’ve been just mellow man

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