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for just many, many reasons…

By Mike Cunningham On May 30th, 2013

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From the photograph, and the accompanying story, as reported in the Mail, you are all cordially invited to guess what the clue was which enabled the Fraud Squad from the Dept. of Work & Pensions to detemine that the person had claimed benefits fraudulently.

Was it because the Vulcan’s ears were just a bit too big, or was it because the one in the corner was the incorrect shade of blue? Who can say?

8 Responses to “for just many, many reasons…”

  1. When I commented a few times ‘Resistance is futile’ .. you will be assimmilated

    I was only joking .. well I thought I was 😉

  2. Another of Mike’s posts against aliens…

  3. Mahons, on May 30th, 2013 at 4:25 PM Said:
    Another of Mike’s posts against aliens…

    Yeah, but only the blue one 😉

    ‘It wasn’t intentional. I was devastated. My whole family has been affected by it. I’ve never done anything wrong in my life’
    Anita Wood

    Er, yeah okey dokey

  4. Harri,
    where are you now?
    Still in Britain or have you returned to Malcontentia?

  5. Still in Blighty ..

    Family will join me soon, but only, and I mean only because where we are or will be, is in the middle of the countryside and miles away from the nearest hellhole multi-cultured diverse ghetto.

    Let them get on with it, I am far far away and it’s a long way for da local yoof to come here to stab or mug anyone for dis-respecting dem urban soldiers .. bless thier little nike cotton socks

    We do have problems with the Irish gippos though, if it aint welded down .. it’s gone.

    They camped up a while ago about two miles away .. two horses went missing from the stables, and one was found dead .. funny that maybe it’s just another coincidence. I was waiting for Tarasov to pitch up with his loud hailer and dreadlocked wig 😉

  6. I was waiting for Tarasov to pitch up with his loud hailer and dreadlocked wig

    I am sure he will grow out of it, it’s just a phase he’s going through .. you know what kids are like 😉

    I don’t mean growing out of the wig .. oh never mind, you know what I mean

  7. OOPs!

    Fair cop I would say.

  8. “They camped up a while ago about two miles away .. two horses went missing from the stables, and one was found dead .. funny that maybe it’s just another coincidence.”

    If that’s the case you should consider superglueing the wife to the kitchen or the bedroom -depending on your energy levels -and assuming of course that someone -anyone! might want to nick her.

    Petr the Rasta.
    Has a certain ring to it..
    An undercover Marxist with a faulty loudhailer ( RSSU eht ni edam) Only “loudhails” every third word but compensates by unpredictably playing versions of the Internationale.. 🙂