A swan nesting at Warwick University has been accused of attacking students from ethnic minorities
Warwick University has erected a fence around a campus lake to stop a spate of swan attacks on students.
A 4ft tall bird, which boasts an 8ft wingspan, has been accused of behaved aggressively towards foreign students as they cross over a footbridge near its nesting place at the university’s Gibbet Hill campus in Coventry, West Midlands.
I think I’ll have a long lie down this weekend. Maybe for a couple of days. This is where the Progressive mania to Ban All The Things takes you. We giggle about the people of Hartlepool once hanging a monkey out of suspicion that it was a French spy, or at the medieval French who once tried a pig for murder. In fact animal trials are recorded throughout history, until the 18th Century. And then we stopped being so stupid. Clearly the Left is desperate to take us back centuries in more ways than just energy tech.
I half expect plod to arrest the swan. Such is the terror that the politically correct state holds over its employees, who cower in fear at being accused of some thought crime, maybe the swan is in a cell as I type, sans belt, shoelaces and wallet.
Come on plod, where are you? The state will not tolerate racism anywhere or in any form! Arrest the swan!