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GET WELL SOON BORIS

By Pete Moore On March 27th, 2020

The Prime Minister didn’t follow his own advice and now has the Chinese Disease. It’s at such times the leftists out there remind us what their “kinder, gentler politics” entails. As always, it’s wishing someone dead. Matt Hancock, the Secretary of State for Health (as if a country of grown-ups needs such a thing), has also come down with the Hong Kong Fluey. So tonight the British Prime Minister is on his own in a room in Downing Street with someone leaving his meals at the door.

Because Boris and Hancock have it an army of ministers, advisors and flunkeys have it along with a load of people they all met. It’s as if we need to keep our distance from each other. If only we’d been told. But I’m not so worried about that lot. Chris Whitty, the Chief Medical Officer, who Boris has been spending a lot of time with, is self-isolating with symptoms. He’s one of the brains of this operation. Let’s hope it’s that far and no further.

If Boris becomes incapacitated then the Raabitron is activated. That’s right commies. Dominic Raab, the Foreign Secretary, is the next in line. Be careful what you wish for.

9 Responses to “GET WELL SOON BORIS”

  1. Noted, those on the left are not infected as bad by the Chinese flu as normal people.

    Maybe having not much in common with the rest of the human race might have something to do with it?

  2. That’s not like you Harri, having a dig at lefties. How unusual.Are you feeling alright ? 😉

  3. Did Boris have a bad batch of bat soup?

  4. Poetic justice but yeah, absolutely, get well soon.

    Noted, those on the left are not infected as bad by the Chinese flu as normal people

    Yeah, normal people like Harvey Weinstein. Don’t worry, I know it’s a cover for when the shadow warriors bump Weinstein.

    Dead men don’t tell tales.

  5. Dead men don’t tell tales.

    What a conspiracy theorist.

  6. Phantom, on March 27th, 2020 at 6:45 PM Said:
    Did Boris have a bad batch of bat soup?

    I seriously doubt it.

    We are not Chinese.

  7. Or he shook hands with a man who shook hands with a man who opened the doors in Wuhan 😉

  8. If Boris becomes incapacitated then the Raabitron is activated.

    Let’s hope that Johnson makes a swift recovery.

  9. // the leftists out there remind us what their “kinder, gentler politics” entails. As always, it’s wishing someone dead. //

    That’s awful. Who has wished BJ dead?