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By David Vance On December 18th, 2014 at 3:55 pm


You couldn’t make it up.


By David Vance On December 18th, 2014 at 2:51 pm

It must be tough working in the public sector given the savage cuts that so distinguish the heartless Conservatives. Right?

Virtually all staff in the Northern Ireland Civil Service received pay rises in 2013/2014. The average full-time salary increased by 3% to almost £24,728. The details are contained in a report from the Northern Ireland Statistics and Research Agency. It said 97% of staff benefited from a raise “attributable to new pay scales” that followed a review in 2011-12. The average salary compares to an average £21,345 in the private sector, according to the Department of Enterprise, Trade and Investment.

That means that at this time of alleged austerity, the AVERAGE civil servant here has managed to get an inflation busting wage increase AND ensure that he/she is paid 16% more than the wealth creating sector. This is deemed austerity and an outrage – hence their need to strike.


By David Vance On December 18th, 2014 at 2:38 pm


Cosmically stupid, of course, but not surprising when one considers the EU.

Obesity can constitute a disability in certain circumstances, the EU’s highest court has ruled.

The European Court of Justice was asked to consider the case of a male childminder in Denmark who says he was sacked for being too fat. The court said that if obesity could hinder “full and effective participation” at work then it could count as a disability. The ruling is binding across the EU.

I am hoping that retail stores take note of this important decree and create parking bays for the obese. As far away from the stores as possible – let’s face it, the fatties need the exercise :-)  Of COURSE being morbidly obese COULD hinder “full and effective participation” in the workplace but only the EU would then see this as a ‘disability” thus conferring extra rights and privileges upon the FAT!

Lights, Camera….No Action

By Mahons On December 18th, 2014 at 1:43 pm

SONY has pulled the distribution of a low brow comedy that mocked the North Korean leader.  Not for good taste or lack of laughs, but because of ha ker threats.  I recall Christopher Hitchens excellent essay on North Korea – A Nation of Racist Dwarves.  I wish he was around to write his reaction.  However moronic the movie may be it is terrible precedent to shelve it because it upsets that foul regime.

I suppose we can now get their cigars

By Mahons On December 17th, 2014 at 5:29 pm

I welcome the reduced tensions between Cuba and the US and the news that real progress has been made in the diplomatic relations between the two nations.  An embassy could open shortly which is good for Cuba and good for the US.  Castro (the elder and the younger) are still not any sane person’s choice for a statesman, but I think at this point in our history more freedom in Cuba will be accomplished by trade and interaction than by embargo.

Swing low, sweet chariot….

By Mike Cunningham On December 17th, 2014 at 5:01 pm

Human Rights Watch, Reprieve, Iran Human Rights, the World Coalition Against the Death Penalty, Harm Reduction International and the Abdorrahman Boroumand Foundation, all noisy do-gooders together; all chant in unison about the dreadful Regime in Iran, and their habit of executing drug smugglers.

Now I haven’t got a great deal of affection for the mullahs who lead Iran, and I definitely dislike their way of executing homosexuals for being homosexuals. I am no great fan of shirt-lifters-anonymous, nor of the female equivalent; but I would maybe ban them from all public places, and if they wish to parade their ‘lifestyles’, or experiment with whatever it is they actually do, they should be allowed to do this only on, say, Gruinard Island; or else somewhere equally remote and unfriendly.

But when it comes to the treatment of drug smugglers, I am all with the Iranian Regime, for I am firmly of the belief that a drug trafficker is no better than a murderer, because the slow death caused by their product is just as certain as a bullet, or a knife. Hanging is really too good for these murderous clowns, but the problem is that their employers, the money men, keep well off the trafficking routes, so they will hardly ever be trapped.

Food for Thought

By The Troll On December 17th, 2014 at 1:46 pm

Vladimir_Putin_Bear_1Whose going to bail out Russia? Somebody better start asking the question. The Russian Economy over the last 3 days went into the Toilet.

The signs are of a complete economic collapse in one of the top 5 nations of the world. It is run buy a cult of personality, it has one of the most advanced and powerful Military’s in the World. That they just spent Billions upgrading over the past 10yrs.

Is anyone going to provide Aid to Russia, or are the Nations of Europe going to allow Czar Putin the First to take what his nation needs by force?

It’s going to be one or the other

you don’t always get what is expected

By Mike Cunningham On December 17th, 2014 at 9:46 am

An ordinary Australian District Judge does his job in a routine manner. He has the reputation of being a hard-sentencing man, and he lives up to his reputation. He dispensed a nine-month sentence for a man charged with breaking into a church; and a year’s jail, alongside nine months probation, for a young Aboriginal mother for using her mother’s stolen credit card. ‘Fierce Pearce’ had a further eleven sentences downgraded out of thirteen appeals.

But it seems as though someone high up had a word with Judge Pearce, because, after listening to the muslim scumbag family on trial for attacking a policeman, amongst many other charges, “ Magistrate Pearce dismissed the charges against Mr and Mrs Mehanna and Zainab, saying that they had only acted in defence of their family.”

He further granted bail to a muslim charged with attempted murder, Magistrate Daryl Pearce said all theories needed to be examined, adding the prosecution case was weak. He granted bail as a “simple matter of fairness”.

Its a pity that the bailed muslim took matters into his own hands, attacked a café and its occupants, menacing them all with a shotgun; and subsequently died, along with two hostages, during the rescue attempt.

Now, who deserves the great big pile of shit which is being dug up by the Australian media?

Is it

  • The District Judge?
  • the muslim murderer?
  • the clowns who told Judge Pearce to lay off the heavy-handed sentences?



By David Vance On December 16th, 2014 at 10:30 am

Please sir, can we have ….MORE?

The leaders of the two main unionist parties and the Secretary of State have all said that Prime Minister David Cameron was prepared to offer the Northern Ireland Executive more money to reach a deal in the talks.  Ulster Unionist leader Mike Nesbitt told this newspaper the prize could run into hundreds of millions if we are prepared to show the government that we can balance the budget.

Hilarious stuff. So, a part of the UK which already receives more than £2000 per person per year than anyone in England ever gets wants even MORE cash? And all it needs to do is balance the budget. But it won’t! Hahaha – we have the most infantile political class in the UK and the only thing they can agree on is that they want more CASH!



By David Vance On December 16th, 2014 at 10:12 am

Crazy logic for sure but it is what drives Islamic State.

The Islamic State’s bloody campaign of public beheadings is actually intended to save American lives, Britain’s most notorious Islamic cleric declared in a radio interview Sunday.

“One of the primary reasons why you see what you are seeing on your own television and Internet is to try to end the war quickly,” stated radical preacher Anjem Choudary when asked to justify the ISIS beheadings.

“This kind of terrorizing and horrifying the enemy is saying to them, ‘Look don’t engage with them. Stay away.’ This is supposed to be something which drives the enemy away and therefore saves many lives.”

Got that? By cutting the HEADS off innocent American people, Islamic State is actually performing a humanitarian function. Hope you appreciate that. I question why Choudary is still walking our streets and not behind bars. I know the argument goes that he is a double agent but I simply think it wrong that a vile creature likes this retains his liberty.