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Ah, but it was a Tradition; just a ritual!

By Mike Cunningham On October 29th, 2014 at 10:14 am


So if this is what your ‘Friends’ do to you, God help you if your enemies turn on you!

Whatever turns you on, Bud.

By Mike Cunningham On October 29th, 2014 at 10:00 am

The news that Secret Service agents preferred Colombian prostitutes, when visiting that cocaine-fuelled country was perhaps dismaying to some, inclusive of the agents’ families; but what is to be made of the news that the investigator, supposed to run the gruelling trail of finding out who did what to whom, with what, and of course fuelled by which; was himself caught not exactly with his pants down, but certainly with the zipper undone? He was presumably targeted because he was doing an unpopular task in an exemplary fashion, and had to be silenced.

Seems as though the rumour was that, besides commercial transactions made between the Colombian whores and the Secret Service detail, in Cartagena town themselves as part of the Obama protection detail, at least one member (if you would forgive the pun) of the White House party was also involved in, as it were, testing the ink!

So Investigator David Nieland was given the task of pushing his way through the thicket of legs, arms and other body parts, to establish who else did what, with which, and of course with whom, whilst down in Cartagena, besides members of the Secret Service.

But the best part is the shocking news that Nieland was suspended for two weeks for taking pictures of an INTERN’s FEET, and circulating them on T’Internet. Now I have heard of many disgraceful and appalling pictures of various parts of the female body, in various poses and in full colour, being sent all over the place: but FEET? Are there no ‘ends’ these investigators will not stoop to?



By David Vance On October 28th, 2014 at 4:53 pm


The UK Independence Party grow stronger by the day!

SUPPORT for Ukip has surged to a record high following Brussels’ attempt to hit Britain with a £1.7 billion “surcharge”, a new poll shows today.  

It puts Ukip on 19 per cent, a jump of four points on last month and one point above its previous record support in June.

The Conservatives are up one point to 30 per cent to bring them level with Labour, which has slumped by five points to its lowest level under Ed Miliband.

The Liberal Democrats are down by one point to nine per cent, the Greens unchanged on four per cent and others unchanged on seven per cent. Today’s ComRes poll underlines Ukip’s growing appeal to voters turning their backs on both Tories and Labour.

UKIP’s potency is located in the fact it is now appealing to BOTH Labour and Conservative voters and this explains why despite only having ONE MP thus far in 2014 (there will be a second next month) Nigel Farage suggests that the Party could get up to 100 MP’s next year at the GE.

My hope is to see a Conservative/UKIP coalition next May, with Farage appointed Europe Minister. That should bring lots of lolz.


By David Vance On October 28th, 2014 at 4:45 pm

Good news – rejoice!

“The Belfast Telegraph can reveal the figure that the Finance Minister has told his Executive colleagues they need to save to strike a budget – a massive £850 million, almost one tenth of Northern Ireland’s total funding allocation. The huge figure was spelled out in a paper circulated to ministers yesterday by Simon Hamilton.

They must decide whether to go with it by Friday – the end of the month – or risk losing a £100m bailout from the Treasury, something that would threaten an immediate crisis as senior civil servants would be forced to step in to balance the books. The unprecedented level of the cuts will affect everyone”

I can but hope. Sinn Fein are between a rock and a hard place. They have been opposing a mere £80m cuts and now face a cut ten times that size. If they won’t support it, they lose the £100m bail out propping up the failed and dysfunctional Stormont regime.


By David Vance On October 28th, 2014 at 4:41 pm

I was pleased with this decision…

The UK would not support future search and rescue operations to prevent migrants drowning in the Mediterranean Sea, the Foreign Office has said.  Foreign Office minister Baroness Anelay has said such operations can encourage more people to attempt to make the dangerous sea crossing to enter Europe.  An Italian mission is being wound down and an EU force will carry out a more limited border security operation.

Quite right. The UK taxpayer has better things to invest our £££ in than facilitating North African illegal immigrants. Borders have a purpose and if we disregard them then a terrible price is paid. If those who would cast themselves adrift in the briny see that they cast themselves most likely into eternity, they may think twice. Either way, not our problem. The people traffickers who facilitate a lot of this also need to get the message that we will not under any conditions accept their illegal cargo. I know that sounds harsh but we need to be clear on these things – or else open our nations to North African on a cosmic scale.


By David Vance On October 28th, 2014 at 4:33 pm


When as establishment figure accidentally speaks the truth, it causes a lot of problems and an inevitable retraction of said truth.

Michael Fallon, the defence secretary, has claimed British towns are being “swamped” by immigrants and their residents are “under siege”, in an escalation of the emotive language being used by Tory ministers calling for a renegotiation of the UK’s relationship with Europe. In terms reminiscent of Margaret Thatcher in the 1970s, he said on Sunday that in some areas of the UK, large numbers of migrant workers and foreign people claiming benefits should be subject to some form of restraint – or risk dominating the local population.

What? TRUTH being spoken….hang on…

Michael Fallon apologises for saying immigrants are ‘swamping’ some towns

Ah, normal service resumed. But, hang on a mo…what’s this….?

Defence Secretary Michael Fallon was right to speak out about immigration, despite the outcry over his use of the term “swamped”, former Labour home secretary David Blunkett has said.

Would these guys PLEASE stick to the script? We are not “swamped”.

We are infested, and they are the people who facilitated it.




From the Swamp, to the Stars

By Mike Cunningham On October 28th, 2014 at 11:02 am

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The video is twenty-nine minutes long, but every second is prime-time! Watch and listen to these words, spoken just fifty years ago yesterday, from a man who was hailed, much later in life, by an American author as ‘THE MAN WHO WON THE WAR’

Selected excerpts include these prophetic passages:-

We’re at war with the most dangerous enemy that has ever faced mankind in his long climb from the swamp to the stars. Swap the Caliphate, Muslim extremism, Islamic State and the rest of the Muslim/Mohammed crap for Soviet Russia, and those words could have been used yesterday

Senator Fullbright has said at Stanford University that the Constitution is outmoded. He referred to the President as “our moral teacher and our leader,” and he says he is “hobbled in his task by the restrictions of power imposed on him by this antiquated document.” He must “be freed,” so that he “can do for us” what he knows “is best.” Swap Lyndon Johnson for Obama, add those pernicious Executive Orders, and those words could have been used yesterday

He’ll find that they’ve also asked for the right to imprison farmers who wouldn’t keep books as prescribed by the federal government.

The latest is the Area Redevelopment Agency.  They’ve just declared Rice County, Kansas, a depressed area. Rice County, Kansas, has two hundred oil wells, and the 14,000 people there have over 30 million dollars on deposit in personal savings in their banks. And when the government tells you you’re depressed, lie down and be depressed.

We set out to help 19 countries. We’re helping 107. We’ve spent 146 billion dollars. With that money, we bought a 2 million dollar yacht for Haile Selassie. We bought dress suits for Greek undertakers, extra wives for Kenya[n] government officials. We bought a thousand TV sets for a place where they have no electricity. In the last six years, 52 nations have bought 7 billion dollars worth of our gold, and all 52 are receiving foreign aid from this country. Judge this record with, say, our own Department for International Development , with our Billions of Pounds Sterling thrown at corrupt governments everywhere, and those words swap rather easily.

Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we’ll ever see on this earth.

Their policy of accommodation is appeasement, and it gives no choice between peace and war, only between fight or surrender. Swap America for Great Britain, and insert the words ‘Northern Ireland’, view the smirking killers IN GOVERNMENT at Stormont, and there you will see the same words, with the same result, as those prophetic words, spoken Fifty Years ago gone yesterday!




By Pete Moore On October 27th, 2014 at 8:43 pm

My congratulations to the Wedgewood Benn clan, now millions richer because of old man Tony Benn’s use of inheritence tax dodges. Wait, what?


Yep, the famous socialist, egalitarian and hater of tax dodges used them himself before he popped his clogs. I can’t say I’m surprised. He duped generations into thinking he was a real man of the people, but I always thought he was an effete snob who despised the working man. Depite lionising them, this lifelong parasite would have been horrified at the idea of dirtying his own hands with a productive day’s work. To the end the working class could kiss his arse.

But I still congratulate the offspring of the noble Viscount Stansgate. It’s important always to oppose evil, and the State shoving itself into every will is truly evil (even if, as in this case, it’s full of ill-gotten gains).


By David Vance On October 27th, 2014 at 5:29 pm


This is one of the oddity stories which adds a certain gaiety to life!

“A wave of panic sparked by evil clowns stalking French towns has spread to the south of France where police on Saturday night arrested 14 teenagers dressed as the pranksters, carrying pistols, knives and baseball bats.

A police source said Sunday the group of teens were arrested in the parking lot of a high school in the Mediterranean port town of Agde, as several other complaints poured in about “armed clowns” in the region over the weekend. In the nearby city of Montpellier a man disguised as a clown was arrested after beating up a pedestrian with an iron bar, while three motorists in different towns complained about “scary clowns” threatening them. The phenomenon of dressing up as an evil clown and terrifying passers-by — a trend which has also been seen in the United States and Britain — cropped up in the north of France in early October.”

Don’t know about you but I have never liked clowns. There is nothing remotely funny about them. And the capacity for them to scare is certainly every bit as great as for them to amuse. When I was younger, circuses used to come to town quite often and I brought my kids to see them when they were young. But I can honestly say that I have never enjoyed the clowns – regardless of how many fall out of  bubble car!


By David Vance On October 27th, 2014 at 5:22 pm

I think this one was kinda predictable, if appalling;


A female Kurdish fighter who became a poster girl for the Kobane resistance movement after a picture of her making a peace sign was retweeted thousands of times on Twitter has reportedly been beheaded by Isis. The woman, known by the pseudonym Rehana, was celebrated as a symbol of hope for the embattled Syrian border town after a journalist tweeted a picture of her making a ‘V-sign’, claiming that she’d personally killed 100 Isis militants. The message was retweeted over 5,000 times, but there are now claims Rehana, who fought for the Kurdish YPJ, or Women’s Defense Unit, may have been killed after gruesome pictures began circulating on Twitter of an Isis fighter purportedly holding aloft her head.

Why is anyone surprised. By circulating this image, and obviously using it for PR, she was made into Number one target for Islamic State. I hope the story is NOT true and that she still lives but if not, she went into eternity taking 100 or so savages with her.