NO, you’re not dreaming. He really did win it.
The C-in-C who presides over two occupations, two wars, the god-king who is increasing troop numbers in Afghanistan, who regularly bombs Pakistan (a pleasure not tasted by the hated Dubya), who bestrides an administration which still holds untried men in Guantanamo’s cells and someone who threatens to bomb or facilitate the bombing of Iran* … truly, War is Peace.
Unbelievable … but then the fool Krugman walked away with the Nobel Prize for Economics while advocating the economic creed which got us where we are.
* Whether these are good and welcome things or bad, dangerous and wrong isn’t the point here, they just are.