I LOVE a story like this. It’s always reassuring to know there’s someone out there dumber than you.
CARROLL, Iowa — Police had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment.
Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects’ vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker.
Police say the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off.
I see Iowa went Democrat in the 2008 presidential election. Just saying, that’s all …