Apparently this mess is not just a painting, but a painting worth $30 million.
(waddya mean I posted it upside down?)
In an act of artistic criticism with which I can sympathise, a woman has caused $10,000 of damage by punching it, dropping her strides and then rubbing her arse against it.
I know what you’re thinking: “That’s not worth $30 million!” Well, I wouldn’t pay two bob for it, but if someone is willing to pay $30 million then that’s what it’s worth. All of which is strangely comforting, because it means, without a doubt, I’m not the most mental person around.