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They got another one!

The Department for Homeland Security is the federal agency formed in the wake of 9/11 to combat terrorism. How wise that move was now that heroic DHS security agents have saved the people from deadly hair straighteners.

According to one of the DHS heroes, the American people need to be protected from deadly hair straighteners, which can be deadly.

Citizens are reminded that America remains the Land of the Free.

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5 thoughts on “DHS: KEEPING CITIZENS SAFE FROM DEADLY HAIR PRODUCTS

  1. “Citizens are reminded that America remains the Land of the Free.”

    Bwwaaa hahahahahaha aaahhbwaaahahahahah.. no stop it, you are killing me 🙂

  2. Seriously, there are Americans here who really do believe that nonsense. Somebody wiser than all Americans on this site remarked that there are none as imprisoned as those who falsely believe themselves to be free.

  3. Kiss my American Botox, guys.

    I find most Euroweenies slam America for one reason and one reason only: THEY’RE JEALOUS BUGGERS BEGRUDGERS!

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