I was reading a discussion concerning what the new Scots currency would be, and some smarta**e was saying that the new currency would be the Scots Pund.
My reply was to state:-
No, no, you have it all wrong.
The new Scots currency will be the Groat, and it shall be sub-divided into tenths, delineated by a ‘Bawbee’; and each ‘Bawbee’ shall be further divided into ten S.Y.J.’s, as in ‘See You Jimmy’!
So to buy a standard glass of Scotch will cost One Groat, Two ‘Bawbees’ and five SYJ’s. Simples!