Several newspapers carry the news about the help given teenaged muslim girls by the terror group Islamic State to travel to the newly-established ‘Caliphate’, and there to breed, as usual, like rabbits whilst ‘marrying’ their ‘jihadi’ heroes. The Times (paywalled) splashes it Front Page, on top of the fold, as it tells of the ease with which they were to ‘infiltrate’ the jihad’ network, and how gullible young muslims are attracted to the messages of hate spewed by these murderous clowns. The newspapers all demand that ‘something should be done’ to stop the exodus of suicidally-inclined muslim girls and women; supposedly dazzled by the glamour of blowing either themselves, or someone else, into myriad pieces of bloody flesh and mangled bone.
Well, surprisingly enough, I do not agree with this policy of obstruction. After all, they haven’t committed any crime within this Kingdom? So what I would propose is, if these stupid brainwashed clones all want to travel to meet with their heroes, we should expedite their travel, give them a speedy run to Luton, and organise a big band send-off to their sandy cemetery.
We should also commence an advertising campaign telling these truly silly people that they WILL be joining the seventy-one, and as soon as they sign on the dotted line stating that under no circumstance would they be returning, and paying over the cost of the plane fare, we could get many more rag-heads to join the circus, and in a very short space of time, our own terrorist problem would have been significantly decreased.