— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) September 15, 2020
It’s an epidemiological breakthrough!
Everyone knows (“knows”) that chin hammocks work against the Chinese Virus. However we can now see that they have no effect on the influenza virus. What an extraordinary thing. You’d expect the soggy cotton to have the same effect on the flu, but more people have been dying of flu and pneumonia in the UK since June, that of Covid-19.
Well that puts things into perspective. Maybe, just maybe, your flimsy linen is pointless, no-one is dying of Covid-19 any more, you don’t have to be scared but half the country never wanted April to end.
Wakey wakey at the back.