Blog Posts

2 mins

Monday Night LIVESTREAM! (First screened on YouTube, Facebook 8pm 28/06/21)

1 min

David Vanc & Ilana Mercer

2 mins

GOVERNMENT NUMBERS

1 min

PERSPECTIVE

1 min

1. Today was supposed to be Freedom Day. What happened? 2. Batley and Spen by election 3. Jabs for kids

2 mins

THE LEFT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT MUSLIMS

1 min

Say’s it all

2 mins

PACKHAM IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE

1 min

DON’T GO NEAR COWS

3 mins

THE EU FOCUSES ON THE BIG STUFF

A JOKE!

by David Vance
21 3 mins 9 yrs

When Barack Obama met with Queen Elizabeth II, the Queen of
England , he asked her…
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?”
“Well,” said the Queen,
“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked,
“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of champagne.
“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said,
“Yes, your Majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said,
“Answer me this please Tony.
Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered…
“That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.
“Joe, answer this for me.”
“Your mother and your father have a child.
It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.
Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Biden.
“Let me get back to you on that one.”
He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
Frustrated, Biden went to work in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.
Biden went up to him and asked, “Hey Paul, see if you can answer this question.”
“Shoot Joe.”
“Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?”
Paul Ryan answered,
“That’s easy, it’s me!”
Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer Paul!”
Biden then, went back to speak with President Obama.
“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.”
“It’s Paul Ryan!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
“No! You idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
…AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Click to rate this post!
[Total: 0 Average: 0]
ATW

21 thoughts on “A JOKE!”

  10. There’s a cracking joke about feminists and lightbulbs told by Shane MacGowan live on Irish TV but it’s absolutely obscene.

  11. If its good enough for Irish TV, I think the stout regulars of ATW can cope with it !

  12. I’m not so sure Colm it was on live tv for a reason. . . .

    I could maybe try a moderated version.

  14. Okay folks, any offence blame Colm.

    Shane MacGowa: D’ya wanna hear a joke?

    Irish TV presenter: Yeah, go ahead:

    Shane MacGowa: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Irish TV presenter: Dunno, how many?

    Shane MacGowa: Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other one to s*ck my . . .

  15. Good one.

    Sounds like he’d McGowan had been in the pub with Jerry Sadowitz (who told the funniest ever joke, which definitely can’t be repeated here).

  17. Sounds like he’d McGowan had been in the pub with Jerry Sadowitz

    and/or Betty White 😉

  18. Well I’m shocked and disgusted. I needed to be revived with smelling salts after hearing that filth !

  20. // the other one to s*ck my . . .//

    Why would he want a feminist to sack his city?

Comments are closed.