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atesco-logo We have found horsemeat DNA in our beefburgers. We apologise; and will never allow this to happen again!


aburgerkinglogoWe have tested our products, and have located  horsemeat DNA in our beefburgers. We have sacked our suppliers, and will ensure that this never happens again!


amacdonalds    Shit and corruption! What did you expect to be buying for a quid? Think yourselves bloody lucky we were using horsemeat!

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4 thoughts on “After Newspeak; CorporateSpeak

  1. serving Horse meat is at least a job, and cheap to buy if your hungry.

    8.5 million fewer people working than 4 years ago, black unemployment way up, Hispanic unemployment way up, female unemployment up, youth unemployment way up, Federal debt approaching 200% of GDP, worst recovery from a recession in history, 47 million on food stamps, 1 in 6 live in poverty, 49% pay no Federal tax….but we’re in a ‘recovery’, and the economy has hit a ‘snag’. Wow, I’d hate to see it if it hit a ‘speed bump’.

    be grateful if you can afford the horse meat

  2. Yeah, as a non meat eater I laugh at the carnivores’ apparent horror at the idea of eating horses. Cows, pigs and sheep are ok of course.

  3. And right on cue comes this:

    “The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying pies and pasties to prisons after tests found that it may have provided products described as Halal – but with traces of pork DNA. The Food Standards Agency said the “local authority” involved was investigating, while the MoJ said the products have been withdrawn. Justice minister Jeremy Wright said the incident was “absolutely unacceptable”. Under Islamic law, Muslims are strictly forbidden to eat pork.”


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