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SCIENTISTS predict a possible side effect of global warming – a quasi-permanent colder state.

A new analysis of the dramatic cycles of ice ages and warm intervals over the past million years, published in Nature, concludes that the climatic swings are the gyrations of a system poised to settle into a quasi-permanent colder state — with expanded ice sheets at both poles.

Allow me to translate:

Media: Eggheads, what will happen to the Earth’s climate?

Scientists: Haven’t a clue old son, your guess is as good as ours.

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10 thoughts on “Earth Update: Stand By For A Long Ice Age

  1. Daphne

    With hot babes like you still roaming this planet, we have no fear of any new Ice age soon.

  2. Media: Eggheads, what will happen to the Earth’s climate?

    Media: Haven’t a clue old son, your guess is as good as ours.

    I corrected the typo.

    Let’s face it, you’re not even listening to what the scientists say.

  3. With hot babes like you still roaming this planet, we have no fear of any new Ice age soon.

    Quite obviously we need one, if only to prevent you from boiling over. 😛

  4. It’s been called climate change since 1988.

    What did you think the CC in IPCC stood for?

  5. No, Frank, it was "global cooling" in the 70’s.. "manmade global warming" when the Kyoto brouhaha started (AGW for the faux scientists out there)…. and the generic "climate change" whenever alarmists lost track of which hoax they were pushing.

  6. Patty,

    "No, Frank, it was "global cooling" in the 70’s.."

    No it wasn’t. That has been comprehensively debunked.

    ""manmade global warming" when the Kyoto brouhaha started (AGW for the faux scientists out there)…. and the generic "climate change" whenever alarmists lost track of which hoax they were pushing."

    The IPCC (the clue is in the name) was formed in 1988.

    And the paper above is about climate on geologic timescales. FYI. The theory is still global warming.

  7. "Climate change" was called "global cooling" in the 70’s.

    There’s nothing to debunk. That’s just a fact.

  8. Patty, repeating your false assertions won’t support them or make them true, any more than your repetition of ‘McCain is going to win’ made it happen.

    These are the facts.

    Denial isn’t healthy.

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