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Thanks to my compatriot All Seeing Eye, I was looking through Austrian News – essential reading for the modern blogger! Now, The Eye picked up on the story about the Austrian Big Brother reality TV series where goggle-eyed viewers can decide which housemates have sex with each other. However after having carefull studied this insightful tale, I was drawn to a story concerning a woman who went on a Red Bull diet – with devastating results…

“A woman in New Zealand reportedly suffered a heart attack after drinking too much Red Bull. Media in the country have reported that Brooke Robertson lost almost 45 kilos by drinking nothing than the Austrian energy drink. Now the woman has serious health problems. The weight she gained during pregnancy has tempted the 23-year-old to choose this radical diet. Her son Keir is now four years old.

Robertson said: “I just started drinking it. I wasn’t sleeping, I wasn’t eating – I was exhausted. I just continued to drink it because I think it’s an appetite suppressant and I noticed I was losing weight so I stuck to it.” Robertson, from the city of Auckland, saw her weight plunging from a whopping 100 kilos to just 57 kilos. The family mother said she went on a diet of ten to 14 cans of the energy drink a day..”

If she keeps with that level of consumption of this product, she will have wings. Angel wings!

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  1. Red Bull is garbage. I tried it once and couldn’t believe I’d wasted the dollar and change on the can.

  2. I’m amazed that medics haven’t banned it because it contains an extremely powerful ‘allotrope’ of Caffeine, which is a hyper-stimulant.
    Then again, it makes billions and employs 4000 people.

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